make bears

Taking a poop (going number 2).

Lexalynn: Oh man! What died in the bathroom?!
Lanalin: Sorry, I ate a burrito at lunch and had to make bears.

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making bears

taking a shit

I think I need to go make bears before we go out, honey.

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Making Bears

To shit.

I will be making bears now, watch the giraffe while I enter the warp rocket

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Making Bears

Another way of saying you're taking a shit.

"Aw man, one second bro. I gotta make bears and release them into the forest real quick."

"Gerald has been in there making bears for hours!"

making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.