Making dick

Doing a blowjob

Mark: Have you heard? Jessica was making dick at the party yesterday.
Jake: I knew I heard something!

make my dick cry

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

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Makes my dick twingle

Used to describe something that makes your penis twitch/tingle. Nearly entirely sarcastic, it can be used to describe anything. Anything.

Did you hear the new Ke$ha song? It for sure makes my dick twingle.

Hey is your girlfriend deaf?
-Yeah dude, hearing loss makes my dick twingle.

Hey did you like that short film I sent you?
-Nah it was boring.
Oh... I wrote the script.
-Oh damn, well there were definitely parts that made my dick twingle.

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make a wish dick

A dick so exceptional that it could be considered a once in a lifetime experience, for example, a make a wish trip

He was amazing...he had a make a wish dick, like nothing I’ve ever seen before!

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you make my dick itch

You’re pissing me the fuck off!

Ronnie you make my dick itch!

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Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

how to make your dick big

If you searched this up then you are a sad man with a tiny tiny penis

how to make your dick big is for chumps

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