Making Pizza

The act of placing your meat on the face of a ginger

Dude, I heard David was making pizza with that Irish girl in homeroom

making pizza

A. To make pizza from scratch
B. To reheat/thaw and cook a reassembled pizza

A. Jarred and max decided to gather ingredients and began making pizza.
B. The hungry teen decided to begin making pizza she found in the freezer.

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making a pizza

to hook up, and or go farther. it really depends on what you say. for example one could say that they made a pizza with pepperonis and mushrooms with someone. That would mean they went quite far with them. following the system "the works" would mean hitting home

me and this girl were making a pizza last night, when her parents walked in.

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making grandma's pizza

v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.

George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.

Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*

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Why don't you just make a pizza?

An appropriate alternative to any suggestion whatsoever.

"Hey, we were going to get Chinese food. Want to come along?"
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

"The United States need to send more, better armed troops to Iraq in order to win the peace and keep America's interests in the Middle East."
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

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my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much