male trail

The male trail is the blokes equvilent to the femail snail trail. Normaly found on the females curtains after casualy copulating.

"where shall i wipe it?" thinks the male, "i know, on the curtains. Ah crap i have left a male trail, i hope she doesnt see it"

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Male Snail Trail

When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.

Did you hear about Cody? He was an unsuspecting victim of a male snail trail last night.

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