mall syndrome

the sickness or anxiety one gets after shopping or being at the mall for too long. Similar to claustrophobia. Symptoms include: sweating, bad attitude, dizziness, and loss of breath

(at the mall)
Brooke: Alright...I have to go to hot topic and get new pleather pants.

Jess: Brooke...can the pleather pants wait?? We've been to 17 stores, its crowded, and I started to develop mall syndrome after you picked up those peek a boo panties. I want to leave.

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mall cop syndrome

A condition that causes victims to take their menial jobs way too serious, to the last punctuation of the codebook.
Most common in Asian cities like Singapore where even a janitor truly believes any lapse on his part could cause a national security disaster.

Got gum or a vape? Beware the mall cop syndrome is everywhere in this city.

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