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An immature, vindictive, narcissistic, brat of a man who has never grown up.
Donald Trump is the poster child for the label man-baby.
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A guy who tries so desperately hard to be a "man," that he ends up internalizing all of his "unmanly" emotions. The end result is a flailing shitshow the second he realizes he's actually a vulnerable human being.
My man-baby of an ex called me for emotional support at 3 am last night after our break up, even though he broke up with me.
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A man that is 25 years of age and older still living under there mothers roof and or a man that is that age were he should no longer be playing video games that allow them to compete for nothing but video game awards.
If John doesnt stop working at game stop for a discount and at least become a manager he will stay a man baby.
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Any man whose beer belly prudes out over his waistline causing a look of pregnancy. Side effects include low testosterone levels (man PMS), lactating man boobs, and sempiturnal diarrhea of the mouth.
DAMN, Jimmy's caring a man baby! Yeah I heard he's due next week. Well at least it matches his man boobs.
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A man baby can be described as a rather tall warehouse manager that gets particularly sad and/or angry when he does not get his way. Although he is tall and strong he does not want to be exploited for his manly qualities; he will not help his lovely coworkers by lifting boxes, carrying soda/water, or bringing them tables. If you see this man baby in the wild, beware of his shirtless side kick, the elusive finance manager. Don't let him fool you with his charming cackle; he has been known to cause spontaneous nose bleeds as well as convert an entire office full of well-meaning people to cussing bandits. The finance manager will always say "I told you so!"
Quit being such a man baby and carry this 12 pack of coke up the damn stairs.
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A full grown man who looks like a baby, and acts like a some type of awkward child. This usually includes being short, having an excess of fat, and protruding lips and/or brow. Usually to be classified as a "man baby", this person is encountered in a comic shop, an online video game, or as a dysfunctional co-worker that the manager keeps around either out of pity or relation.
I was in line at Best Buy for halo 3, and this totally sweaty man baby was ahead of me buying several weeks worth of anime porn.
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A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.
Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.
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