An exemplary display of manliness in the form of an awesome beard
Captain Ahab: That not be any oridnary swashbuckler's beard. That be a man beard! Beware!
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The beard on a boy who is trying to be a man by growing facial hair but fails.
Yuck, that guy's man beard looks like pubic hair.
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Thin, whispy, sparse hair that grows on the bahr-bag
Check out the China-man's beard on my nut-sack
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A popular style of bush that is worn on chin, could be seen on the face of john ranson during mating season. Although during the winter (hibernating) months, it may have been shed.
Mountain man beards are only cool on John Ranson
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Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.
"Wise Beard Man is Wise"
"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."
"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."
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Epic Beard Man is a 67 year old mother fucker who slaps the shit out of tough guys.
Did you see that dead black guy in the street? I think Epic Beard Man killed him.
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The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.
Locations of his bag are still unknown.
Did you see the epic beard man in that video? That'll teach you to respect your elders.
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