man breakfast

The ultimate male culinary delight.

The man breakfast (TM) must contain all of the following.

Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Mushroom
Black Pudding
Hash Browns
Beans
Tomato
Toast/Fried Bread

Extra such as ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper are essential.

The man breakfast is the only way to defeat a hangover, which is God's way of telling you that you had a good night.

Hey! You left the mushrooms off this man breakfast!

Oi! There's chips on my man breakfast - take it away!

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Mountain Man Breakfast

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

Continental Breakfast Man

Continental Breakfast man is the man in the Jordan Peele skit where he eats the pit of the doughnut and the forbidden fruit.

"I love the continental Breakfast man"

lazy mans breakfast

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.

“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”