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The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.
When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.
An abnormal, chronic condition that utterly destroys the spirit of those unfortunate enough to be affected. Victims usually enter an initial phase of existential shock coupled with long bouts of heavy, heavy introspection. Symptoms usually include a decreased will to participate in all social activities, as well as a general lethargic and depressing outlook. This disease is highly infectious and may be transferred merely by word of mouth in fortuitous circumstances. This disease carries no race bias.
Treatment: Direct intervention by loved ones, making significant amounts of money, getting laid.
H: Sup Jones?
J: Oh, hey Haboob.
H: How's it goin?
J: Oh, dude.. I'm super stressed about all this reading I got to get done this week. Plus my arms are super sore from cleaning all those big ass boats all day. I don't even know what I'm doing with my life anymore(patient undergoes period of existential shock).
H: I was not expecting that kind of real shit. So... I guess that means you're not coming out tonight?
J: Nah man, I gotta get my shit together. I'll have like a beer or two... maybe. Hey, maybe you should start thinking about taking school seriously too.
H: ....
1 week later...
L: Sup Haboob?
H: Oh, hey Laz.... How's it goin?
L: Oh life's great man, I got this new job and I'm making good money. Hours are shit but its good. How's yours?
H: Aw, man. I've been studying all week and feel like shit. I feel like I'm getting too old for all this partying (patient undergoes period of existential shock). I gotta make money man, 20 is the new 55. I've been trading bitcoins all week.
L: Oh, shit. Does that mean you're not coming out tonight?
H: I'll come around, maybe have one beer.
L:....
2 weeks later....
P: Yo, Laz! Let's get hanned tonight~
L: Can't man. I'm allergic to beer.
P: Man, this dumbass nigga got the Old Man Disease.
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It is a condition where a small or short man will be generally more agressive towards tall or larger men.
The person with Little Man's Disease is trying to make himself seem stronger or better than the bigger person and is generally hostile or moody towards them.
'That geezer over there must have little man's disease. Look at him trying to start a fight with them to massive guys'.
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Little Man’s Disease: A disease of short males marked by aggressive antisocial behavior and constant overcompensation resulting in pompous mannerisms such as spitting, twitching, swearing, speaking loudly and tough talk.
The disease only affects teenagers or men who are less than 5’ 6” tall. The severity of this disease is inversely proportional to the height of the sufferer. Other characteristics of this scourge are a very short penis, acne, low I.Q and bad etiquette. The poor bastards usually drive jacked up pick-up trucks lacking mufflers. Often these males are homophobic to the point of insanity because of latent sexual orientation issues.
You must have Little Man’s Disease.
He is such a worthless asshole he must have Little Man's Disease.
Little Man's Disease is an untreatable epidemic in this country.
Some of my best friends have Little Man’s Disease.
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A term that's been in use in sports for several decades indicating a person that can't jump high.
It's especially used in basketball, using the stereotype that white people can't jump
That guy's 6'5'' and he can't even hit rim.. Man, he's got a terrible case of White Man's Disease...
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when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!
Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'