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guy shorts that girls wear, only cool when authentic (IE bought in the guys department or stolen from a boyfriend or something). mad comfortable, makes me not wanna wear female shorts anymore.
i bought new man shorts at the mall last week, and people were looking at me kinda funny when they saw me browsing the guy's department. man shorts rock!!!
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a pair of shorts with a really low crotch. used especially when a girl is wearing them.
Haha! Diana's wearing her man shorts again!
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tall man is well you put your fingers in the loser sign position. the index finger stands for the height while the thumb strands for the length of his dick. Now turn your hand, with the loser sign still formed, in the similar position of a gun. Now your thumb stands for the height of short man and your index finger is his dick.
have you heard of tall man- short man. that is the only reason im glad im short
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The strategy women employ to divide men. They pump up the tall guy's ego in front of the small guy by implying that, by virtue of being tall, he has a big penis. The short man, intimidated by being towered over already and degraded by the woman's implication that he has a small penis, then ignores and hates anyone taller than him, and becomes a groveling, jealousy-filled woman worshiper, never realizing that tall guys are usually nice and genuinely like to see the short guys look up at them.
Tall man- short man At a fast food restaurant, almost every transaction...
Short man to tall cashier: One small soda.
Short man's woman: They have a bigger size!
Short man, dejected: I'll take the large one, then. *SIGH*
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Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'
Usually a small male who feels the need to make up for his lack of height, ironically a big insecurity.
Common side effects:
Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance
Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy
Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected
Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)
Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question
Walking with chest out
short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.
short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.
Wife: my sister will be here and she’s bringing her boyfriend Eddie
Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know
Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!
Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about
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A man who is below average height for his age group, and is aggressive to compensate for his shortness.
"He's so short and aggressive, probably has Short Man Syndrome."
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