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The biggest scam monster energy has ever put out
Dude I hit the Powerade button on the vending machine and it gave me Mango Loco what the fuck
person 1: ahh yeah mango locos my favourite monster
person 2: wait what you have a piss kink??
The sweetest,juiciest,bubbliest nectar to ever exist. It is superior to all the other Monster Energy flavours. Not only does it have the best can design but the flavour is immaculate. Apparently, the pure taste of it can make you ascend to Heaven.
“What Monster flavour did you get me?”
“Oh, just Mango Loco.”
“Please bare my children.”