man pad

Wad of toilet paper or tissues tucked into the crack of your ass in order to reduce the incidence of chafing, of "chapped qwak".

Dude, I've got to go to the head for a second. Feels like my man pad needs changing.

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man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.

"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"

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junior man pad

The apartment of a heterosexual bachelor that is extra-ordinarily well decorated, enough so that his sexuality is questioned.

Nice junior man pad - i ain't seen a guys place deco'd out like this before -you sure you're not gay?