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An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.
Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.
Girl: (watching tv)
Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?
Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?
Guy: Go get me a beer!
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Someone who has wronged people in many ways, it is gender specific. (noun)
Man that guy in charge of AIG is a dirty man tool!
Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.
James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.
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Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.
Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"