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The pimpest city you'll ever hear of! Otherwise known as "The Grove" or "Grove." Much cooler than cottage grove or inver grove heights or any other "grove" city
Bitches let's party in Maple Grove n get fucked up!
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The pimpest city you'll ever hear of! Also known as "The Grove" or "Grove." Much cooler than cottage grove or inver grove heights or any other grove city!
Bitches lets go party in Maple Grove and get fucked up!
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The Twin Cities suburb with the highest household income, you'd think this city would be home to charitable, kind people. Alas, it also boasts higher poverty than other suburbs and a distinct arrogant, almost royal, tone in everything its citizens say. You know when you've met a citizen of this fair town when they smell the air and say, "You smell like a trailer park, you must be from Blaine."
Where are you from?
Maple Grove
Oh, forgive me for not bowing, your highness
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Typical yuppie suburban American town with a superiority complex. There are more cops per capita than anywhere else who have nothing better to do than pull you over for no reason and bust high schoolers parties to take the mike's hard lemonade home to their wives. Everyone has a dog and 2 kids. Everyone thinks they're cooler than everyone else because they had that monogrammed Hollister shirt first. For some reason the guys think its cool to spike their hair up like aaron carter at aaron's party. The mom's all bleach their hair and the dad's wear the same jeans they wore in the nineties. It used to be the fastest growing city in Minnesota but then the housing market crashed and no one wanted to live in those cookie cutter houses anymore. At the high school football games which you totes have to attend the girls all think leggings are real pants and say fun things to the opposing team like, "we've got money yes we do, we've got money how bout you." even though they have no more money than anyone else in this delightful state. They have a nice mall. Also their mascot is a maple leaf...
"I was in Maple Grove Minnesota the other day..."
"Cool story bro, tell it again."
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A high school located in the rich part of the school district and the only high school where there are no black people. Unlike it's extremely ghetto cousin Park Center, or PC, or it's moderately ghetto brother, Osseo Senior High, Maple Grove is filled with the perfect yuppie children who were rejected at the doors of the other two high schools of the district.
Laqisha: Man, I went to Maple Grove Senior High for a year and dat place wuz gay az fuck. Ain't no G's go dere.
Steve the Generic White Guy: Get you and the rest of your kind to Park Center. We do not need you low - level pieces of shit at our school.
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