MAPLE NIGGER

A substitute for Canadians or people who once lived in Canada.

Man 1: I saw that your daughter is dating an Irish guy

Man 2: Yeah but I'd take that over her dating a maple nigger any day.

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Nigger Maple

A maple tree that does not produce much or any syrup.

Guy - Lets go boys, time to tap these maples!
Next guy - You make sure these aint nigger maples?
Guy - The fuck is that?
Next guy - Non sugar maple yo. You sure you're Canadian???

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