Sex while using maple syrup as the lubricant.
Sex with a Maple tree.
Sex with a bottle of maple syrup.
Sex between two people of Canadian descent.
Nothings as sticky as maple sex...Eh?
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When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.
Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?
Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
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When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.
Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?
Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
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