maple tree

its when youre fucking a tracheotomy hole,cum in the throat and then when she coughs it up,it drips out of the hole like nmaple syrup

tom totally filled karens trach,then she pulled a maple tree

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rotten maple tree

a scummy, old, wrinckly, sticky, stanky, black dick (soft or hard) with genital warts(splinters)

eww look at that dudes rotten maple tree , it is leaveing splinters in and all around that girl.



Father- Wheres Jill hun?
Wife-She said that she was going to tyreks house so she can help him cut down his rotten maple tree in his back yard.
Father-oh ok hunny, i hope she doesnt get hurt or get a splinter or something
Wife-she be fine babe, i gave her rubber goes before she left

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tap that like a maple tree

the term "tap that like a maple tree" means that you want to "tap that" (slap that, touch that, get that...etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat...etc.

((an attractive person walks by))

you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"

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Maple Tree

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.

“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."