march 14 2009

The day the best people were born. The bestest of friends

omg your amazing i bet you were born on march 14 2009

March 25 2009

People born in this day are sexy and so are all their friends. If you don’t like them you are probably ugly.

Dude 1: Why am I getting so many bitches recently?
Dude 2: Didn’t you become friends with Josh? Yeah he was born March 25 2009
Dude 1: Ohh

March 2009

Rock Bottom.

Refers to the state of the Stock Market in said time.

“Bro I’m literally in March 2009”
“No it’s December 2023”
“No dumbass I mean I can’t see my life getting worse”