The ONLY date of the julianic calender year that is ALSO a command.
Commander: March 4th you panzies!
Soldier: Actually dude, today is march 6th.
Commander: ...?
National ask your crush out day.
Person 1 "hey i like you do you want to go out with me?"
Person 2 "why would I"
Person 1 "because it is march 4th National ask your crush out day."
Person 2 " oh ok, then"
national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!
I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th
People born on this day are better than literally everybody else and they are the sexiest most intelligent and interesting people on the planet. They are bowed down to and considered Kings/Queens.
People born on March 4th are incredibly sexy.
Boy/girl: it’s March 4th, you know what that mean
Boy/girl: sheeesh say less
Only the people born on this date are sexy
The holiday is called sexy people day and is celebrated all around
Omg today is March 4th it’s sexy day
Best girl was born, rest of you can choke
Whoa fiona was born on March 4th, greet her and tell her u love her and give her hugs and gifts