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The most kind and funny people are born on this day. If you were born on March 5th, be proud cause you're flicking awesome!
I'm writing an definition for a friend born on March 5th since there wasn't already one.
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This is the day the baddest bitch was born.
Oh, she was born on March 5th? She’s the baddest bitch.
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The day you're aloud to hit your siblings
Me:it's March 5th
Siblings:oh no
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If you were born on this day, you are lucky enough to have the fattest ass. People born on this day tend to be kind, empathetic, and a pleasure to anyone they meet. You are also really good at giving blow jobs and every guy you meet will tell you every single time. As a water sign, you know how to connect with others and will always put their feelings before yours (its okay)
you know what they say about people born on march 5th? they're an emotional mess.
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National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!
for all the tik tokers out there on march 5th
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National Pop a titte day for your bf
Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf
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National donut day, chill out have a donut
Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money