march ginger phenomenon

if you know a ginger, spend time with them during the month of march. for good people, knowing a ginger or being friends with a ginger will bring you good luck and genius ideas. good people who know gingers will have a very good month of march. HOWEVER : beware because bad people are brought out with the march ginger phenomenon. people go utterly insane and may try to manipulate you or cyberbully you.

ginger friend: *breathes*
you: OMG, I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA EVER !!!!!
ginger friend: it’s because of the march ginger phenomenon!! ITS TRUE !!!