mardi gras cheesecake

an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.

New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"

New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"

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