mariano's law

A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not

Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.

Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?

Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.

Mariano Law

When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.

PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”

PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”

PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”