mariinese

A new type of mayo that was founded by the one and only marii, it was said that it can only be found in the rarest of rare places and we only know that 1 jar is in existence, which marii owns and has never let out of her sight, it is also said that she even takes it into the bathroom with her to keep it safe.

Yo did you hear, someone made a jar of mariinese!
No way, there's only 1 jar of mariinese in existence!
Mariinese is the BEST tasting mayo in the world!!
Mariinese isn't mayo you dumb fuck