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A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.
The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.
The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,
We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.
Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
"Hey dawg do you go to Marist High School?"
"Well yes I do."
"Friggin' Sweet!"
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A Chicago high school, that is full of Mount Greenwood fags and slutty girls. The dudes all hang out and vape in the bathroom and all the girls just talk about who they've hooked up with. All the teachers are liberals and there's a lot of retards there. This school is the embodiment of the word "douchebag"
If I went to Marist High School I'd kill myself ,that school is full of shitty vapers and sluts
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The most athletic high school in the state of Georgia. They play up two divisions to give the little 2A guys a chance, and while playing up to 4A, they set a new state record of nine(9) state championships in one year. Chances are that if one goes to a different high school, he or she will wake up every morning wishing he or she will cross paths with a far superior human from Marist in the hope that the excellence wafting off the student's flesh will rub off on him or her.
Dude, I can't believe we go to St. Pius, those guys over at Marist High School are so much better than us.
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A racist school that thinks it is much better academically and athletically than other private schools when in fact it isn't all that. A bunch of white snobby entitled kids who look down their noses at others.
He's a racist asshole, he must go to Marist High School in Atlanta.
She's so sweet, she must go to St. Pius and not Marist.
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Possibly the worst school on the face of the earth filled with a bunch of queers and girls most of the guys are bigger pussies thwn some of the girls. It's a good school to go to If your a girl but if your a guy and you go there you suck at life and no one likes you. All of there sports teams suck although they got lucky this year and made it into the playoffa for football. This school is the worst example of a south side side school there is
Marist high school is the worst school ever
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Mostly just a bunch of nerds that try overly hard at everything they do. They get a free ride to the state championship for football in 2009 and... BOOM! Their better than every school in the area from Saint Rita to Mount Carmel and even think their as good Rice whos even worse than the other two schools named. Not to mention Marist did lose that game. Also with this lame school, they think that they are good because of a volleyball state championship, but in reality volleyball is what we would call a "wussy" sport.
Marist High School Kids: "Were the best school ever we won a state championship and we got runner up in 09!"
Everyone else: "You guys suck! you win volleyball and lose to main south in the championship!"
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a school for a bunch of pussy faggots that think their hot shit because they go to a school with girls. they act like they are beasts and that they slay pussy when they are all faggots that never get girls because they are all creatures.
woah, the marist high school chicago kid thinks he is going to get pussy from that chick, but we all know that he is just a faggot that will get shit on.
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