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An insignificant town in north central oklahoma. The whole town has about 23 people in it, and it is rumored that a majority of the women are small goats. Animal relations are of the norm here, and there isn't much to do besides hang out at the general store and get pregnant.
Man 1- Hey dude I saw a sign on I-35 for Marland, but when I went down that road all I saw was a goat and a man.
Man 2- Yeah they were probably married. That's what they do over there.
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Marland is very kind and sweet when he wants to be. HOWEVER, he can be very two-faced and secretive. Marlands are known for being very player. They can be the best thing that’s ever happened to you or they will completely ruin your life.
Person 1: Marland is the best thing in my life right now!
Person 2: Marland played me!
Some sort of sex god singer on YouTube who supported union j on their first headline tour,magazines and tv screens
Have you heard of Ollie Marland from YouTube? His voice is a god sent
A clan which is the embodiement of the land and the sea. Dont cross them just like the land and the sea they hear the whisper of secrets no matter where you are and no matter how quiet you are. Usually if a person is a true member of the clan they will use the phrase, IM THE LAND AND SEA MOTHERFUCKER. Normally they talk to much but if they completely silent you better start runnin because someones about to get a beating then, similer to how the sea is super calm before a storm. Also if a person is of the Marland clan they have the last name Marland. Marlands value honor and intellegence
I swore this man was fron the stupendoous marland clan but it turns out he didnf have the last name