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Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

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Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

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Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.

Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019

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Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

by OMK Fatomanu March 23, 2003

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Marmite Miner

Used to describe people having anal sex. After sex, The man pulls out his penis, and, if he has shit on it, he is called a "Marmite Miner". Can be shortened to "MM".(Double M)

Marmite Mining: You either love it or you hate it!

Sorry for the rudeness of this post.

"Person 1 puts dick in Persons 2 anal. Then pulls it back out."
Person 2: God, been Marmite mining again have we?
person 1: Wash your arse next time! I hate to be a Marmite Miner.

by DJ Daz and Siliconwolf September 24, 2006

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marmite miner

someone who would partake in anal intercourse with other men, "mining for marmite" with their penis

john loves to take it up the ass, he's a marmite miner

by hacksore March 19, 2003

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Marmite miner

similar to these words. turd burgalar beef smokerass pirate queer bummer ass bandit

A sexual reference to anal sex and those who practice it.

Guy 1:That guy is definately straight.
Guy2: no he is marmite miner for sure.

by Aaron Bostrom February 7, 2007

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