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mars volta

The best and most original band in the world. This band does not fall under any category of music. They are their own stuff. The music they make is so fucking crazy it makes you want to jiz your pants. After the break up of the band At the Drive-in, mars volta was born. And what a wonderful thing that was.

-Hey bud, whats that stain on your pants?
-Oh shit, I must of been listening to Mars Volta.

by Justin Merk January 20, 2004

356๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


mars volta

the name "mars volta" in every language mean by far the most amazing band ever. so amazing they are their own genre. even more amazing that no other band ever could fit in the mars volta genre.

you: do i hear god playin music?
me: no, your listening to mars volta

by Xephon April 14, 2004

556๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


mars volta

Most amazingly diverse band on earth, full of great fcuking music, actually creating their own genre of music. Look up " At the drive in" for more info

Beware- Mars volta can cause sudden urges to hump or kiss the computer speakers.

by Razor burns June 27, 2005

163๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


mars volta

The absolute most kick-ass band ever to be around. Their own style of original music. Real music that is shunned by MTV pissers.

What the fuck is that shitty music? Fuck you, that's Mars Volta, greatest band ever.

by Ja April 22, 2004

289๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


mars volta

the product of genre transcendence; fuckoff amazing.

-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?

-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.

by davey January 26, 2004

227๐Ÿ‘ 123๐Ÿ‘Ž


mars volta

Best generic definition is nu-prog, which doesn't do them justice at all. Completely original and imaginative and unlike any of the crap pumped into the mainstream through MTV. Their two albums are about the death of the friend. Deloused in the Comatorium features the mystical journey of protagonist Cerpin Text. Their second album is in essence one track divided into suites, again about the death of their friend. Their lyrics are obscure and non-sensical yet deeply moving. Cedric Bixlar and Omar Rodriguez were previosuly members of At the Drive In. Other members are Flea and John Frusciante of Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

"Oh crap, i just came"

"just like that?"

"well i was listening to Mars Volta"

"what those two white guys with fros?"

"yeah, fuckin' aye"

by Albino March 20, 2005

134๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


mars volta

The gnarliest band to hit the music scene since 'at the drive in.' The mars volta consist of two amazing men "cedric Bixler zavala" - Vocals and "Omar Alfredo Rodriguez Lopez" - Guitar. There is a slue of other random band members that fill in the rest of the music but Cedric and Omar are the main gnarlers. Although they are considered "un-tasteful" They still kick ass and open a new genre of music. Just try to play some of the mars volta on guitar or to grow hair like theirs. The mars volta , despite what critics say, are the most talented and original band at this time.

Dude 1:Have you heard any of the mars voltas songs?
Dude 2: Yeah only when i dream.

by motagne de lion June 7, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž