marty feldman

A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.

"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."

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Marty Feldman

When you tighten your cock strap too tight and your nuts pop out like Marty Feldman's eyes.

My wife went Marty Feldman on me last night.