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A bitch ass town located in nodaway county Missouri. Full of your redneck racist trumpies and pick me girls. Only some us of appreciate the girls, the gays, and theys✋😔
Maryville is one stinky town❤️✨💨
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The town between Collinsville and Glen Carbon filled with a bunch of snobby rich people and their kids who usually go to Collinsville High School and ride around in their cars that daddy bought for them. The only thing it really has is a Bobby's Frozen Custard.
Don't walk on that dude's lawn; we're in Maryville, IL. He'll sue you.
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Maryville, Tn is a small town full of a bunch of kids who think they are better then everyone, but really they are a insecure little brats. Maryville is one of the best schools for learning purposes in Tennessee, BUT nobody really cares about school. There are a few groups which include the following: emos/gays, popular girls that only own lululemon, softball girls, popular boys that all play at least one sport, drug kids, friend group that always has drama, weird book dragon kids, smart nerds, and the kids everyone knows but aren’t popular. Maryville also dominates in high school football 💪
Mom : We’re moving to Maryville, Tn!
Me : Oh fuck no
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Maryville is a great town minus the fact the roads are horrible and there's no Taco Bell... if you don't want a flat tire you better walk. There IS a Taco Johns which doesn't even come close to the taste of Taco Bell!
"Let's take a drive to Taco Bell in Maryville, MO... oh crap! We can't, because we'd get a flat tire on our way to a different town!!"
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A public school with a mix of both rednecks and preppy kids walking the halls. Only know for their football and drug busts. Some hoe still gets awards.
This some high class weed. You go to maryville high school don't you?
A preppy and elitist public school system in Maryville, TN. It's the school where all the doctors' and lawyers' kids go, since they're apparently more important than everybody else. More money is spent on the kids there than the kids at Blount County Schools, who they look down on. And what's really tragic is that three-fourths of the teachers at Blount County send their kids to Maryville City, as if their own teaching isn't good enough. They walk around like kids at Maryville City Schools are so much more intelligent and cultured than the kids in Blount County, when in reality they're just as redneck and stupid as everyone else in East Tennessee.
Daughter: "Ugh, it's so unfair how many snow days Blount County gets compared to us!"
Mother: "It might seem that way sweetie, but just think how many valuable days of learning they're missing out on! There's a reason why Maryville City Schools are better at everything!"
Mother: "Yeah, you're right Mom, they're just a bunch of rednecks."
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