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An affliction causing the sufferer to worship face masks. The afflicted live in constant fear of illnesses, and of those not wearing masks.
"Hey man, did you talk to Steve this weekend?"
"No, im avoiding him. His wife suffers from mask mania, and will go absolutely nuts if you dont wear one."
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When people blindly or religiously follow the directives of the authorities to wear a face mask at all times, as two barriers are debatably better than one—the sick person wears one, and the well person also wears one to protect themselves and others regardless of where they are in public at any time of the day, and whether they are alone or not.
Are these examples of mask mania? Cab drivers sitting in car by themselves wearing masks. People walking their dogs outdoors wearing masks, and nobody near them. People wearing masks at home, because they want to protect their pets.
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