Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot

Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof

Master Balling

When you masturbate to Pokemon.

EX: Dude stop Master balling all the time.

EX2: I master balled to Pokemon Leafgreen yesterday.

master balling

To not use a valuable object waiting for a more fitting opportunity. Eventually ending the period where one could have used it and making it obsolete. Comes from an event that happens in Pokemon games often.

"No, I don't think I should use this wine yet its not a good enough reason."
"Don't end up master balling it."

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ball master

someone who gets loads of men begging for their balls to be sucked. usually a hot milf/dilf.

“hey ball master! suck my balls”
“Ok papi~”