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synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)
He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.
to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.
I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.
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Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.
"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."
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To eat and masturbate at the same time
Since he was very busy, Calvin would masturcate to save time
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Masturbating while eating a meal. A combination of masturbating and chewing your food (masticating) at the same time.
I really wanted to pull my pud this morning before going to work but I'm short on time. Do I skip breakfast or skip masturbating? Maybe I'll just masturcate?
The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.
Rather than taking Aspirin, Joe masturcated to relief his headache.
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the process of jerking off into a woman's vagina while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;
I masturcated that girl so hard last night..it was awesome.
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