Masturfarting, as opposed to its also popular brother activity, Farturbating, is when one engages in the act of masturbating while they pass gass. The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are masturfarting. Congratulations.
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
Ron: "Why does it smell so weird in here?"
Dave: "Sorry, Ron, I was masturfarting. That should explain the smell, and the residue on your sheets."
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When a fart bubble travels from your anus forwards into your vulva. Like queefing but the origin is butt gas.
sometimes when i fart sitting down i accidentally masturfart. feels kinda good doe.
Pronounced (mass-tur-fart)
Simultaneous masturbation and flatulence
Tony says: Hey Jerry there is semen all over the side of the couch and it stinks in here.... Have you been masterfarting?
Jerry says: Yes I just had a solid masturfart session.... Sorry about your mums couch
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