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Matching carpets

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs

dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/

by Niffer-fish October 5, 2008

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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003

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drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

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do the curtains match the carpet

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.

"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"

by Urbandefiner.com February 14, 2017

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do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003

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Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.

Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?

by Midnight310 August 13, 2011

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carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 19, 2007

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