The reason I'm still a virgin.
If my math skills weren't so horribly amazing, i might be at a party getting laid instead of doing my eight and a half hours of trigenometry homework.
Famous mathmatic theorst Dr. Alex McFarland, who is documented to have received 14 percent on his mathematics examination. Thus putting him in the bottom percentile of mathematics skills in the country.
Johnny : Did you hear autistic Alex's score in maths?
Lira : Yes, 14% they say
Johnny : What a Dullard!
Lira : Alex's math skill is lacking.