Mathmatize

The action of creating a directly proportional mathematical algorithm from a simple conversation.

Usage of Mathmatize:"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with beer and I think i switched to liquor at one point because my piss smelled like Jack Daniels. I am extremely hungover today"

X* = How many beers drank
Z* = Unknown types and quantities of booze drank
Y* = Rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness

Sample Sentence of Mathmatize:
"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with (X*) and I think i switched to (Z*) at one point because my piss smelled like (Z* Squared). I am (Y*) today"

mathmatics

n. digits, phone number

"Let me get your mathmatics"

15👍 13👎

mathmatics

add: bed subtract: clothes divide: legs and hope you don't multiply

girl lets do some mathmatics

1👍 3👎

Granimal mathmatics

Its what granimals use to express love and honor

Granimal mathmatics

(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor

1👍 4👎

Lane Mathmatics

The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.

Biffa: "Oh this junction is chock-a-block! What it needs is some lane mathmatics!"

Mathmaticals

This is the word that properly describes math because I say so. This was approved by Morgan Freeman saying, "It brings to life how math is. Absolute hell. If only that kid did not eat so many burritos that he farted us back in time."

We must take a moment to look at this mathmaticals, because one mathmatical plus another mathmatical equals a failing grade.