matt clarke

yo this guy gets pussy and smokes nice dope nigga

girl1: i want to fuck matt clarke
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S

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Matt Clark

Defined as any reasonably good looking male from Canada.
These people generally love Gossip Girl and are recognized by their stubble. They have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with "I'm gay."

Guy 1: Hey

Guy 2: (eek) STFU I'm watching GG! -rubs stubble-

Guy 1: You're such a Matt Clark.

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