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Mattea

You are very lucky if you have a Mattea in your life. Matteas seem very quiet and well behaved at first, but once you get to know one, you’re in for a wild ride. A Mattea will most likely enjoy math, but they excel at reading and writing. However, they are not good at science stuff. Matteas have an amazing artistic ability and are very good at picking up new skills. They also have great perseverance. Matteas sometimes fail to see their natural beauty, because they are so humble. A Mattea is generally an introvert, but when around people they trust, a Mattea is as extroverted as it gets. Overall you are very lucky if you know a Mattea and you should always be there for your Mattea as they always will give you a shoulder to cry on.

Girl 1: Who’s that?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Mattea, only the nicest, most hilarious, and beautiful girl around
Girl 3: Have you seen her artwork? She’s Leonardo Da Vinci reincarnated!

Boy 1: I just got a date with the best girl ever. She’s sweet, smart, talented, and super hot
Boy 2: She sounds like a Mattea, you’re so lucky brooo!

by dancer11667 June 11, 2019

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Mattea

The most beautiful, nice, funny, awesome, amazing, cool, awesmazing, interesting girl ON THE PLANET!

I love Mattea, she's the BEST

by Byron67000 February 5, 2010

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Mattea

A super bad ass spontanois chickita with a great sense of humor. Pretty edgy and super hot
she's the kinda girl who could punch a guy in the balls if they say the wrong thing but weak if you press the right buttons.
thinks 60's rock is the shit and hates starbucks. they usually read wierd webcomics about grey kids with horns.

Boy1: damn that girl is such a Mattea
Boy2: oh fuck man she's looking our way act natural.

by anonumas May 3, 2013

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Mattea

The Synonym of Life.

Shit, I have that essay due tomorrow FMM. (Fuck my Mattea).

by Nachofantastico1234 December 6, 2010

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Mattea

(Muh-Tay-Uh)

N. A huge MUSE fan

Man, there are so many Matteas at this MUSE concert!

by Johnathen Pressley August 2, 2010

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Mattea

A girl that loves when people take random of photos of her. Also she likes the word vsco and cats. She’s got a flat booty but still gets sausage. When boys she her they’re like d*mn is that Mattea.

Dude you know I wanna get myself a Mattea

by Potatop November 8, 2017

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Mattea

Mattea's are ass-holes.

"Mattea is a ass-hole."

by Mattie Tacos October 19, 2017

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