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Mattheus

An amazing guy who is great to talk to. Good looking. He tends to have a joke, but not everyone gets his humor. He doesn't like relationships but he fancies someone. He loves his family and friends more than anything.

Mattheus.

by akisstooshort January 12, 2012

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Mattheus

A dude with the biggest cock in the world. Hottest man in the world. He is atlethic af. Master at all sports. Has a high vert. Aka a fucking god

Damn Mattheus is such a fucking god

by bjdjdjvdbskskskdn525638291690 November 22, 2021

6👍 1👎


Mattheus

Sir Mattheus Rilones creator of the of the multi-verse, master of the space time continuum, commander in chief of the minecraft militia, reached Nirvana in 0.000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds, is more powerful than what we perceive as God, can obliterate 5 universes in the blink of an eye, will banish any non-believer to the depths of hell beyond Satan's control, his universal brow holds the multi-verse and if grazed by anything the multi-verse will implode in 0.000000001 seconds, created everything we know, and only him and his disciples will survive when he goes maximum overdrive

Sir Mattheus Rilones I am your royal guard and I am here to protect you from danger.

by Disciple of the Great Mattheus March 21, 2018

6👍 4👎


Mattheus

Sir Mattheus Rilones creator of the of the multi-verse, master of the space time continuum, commander in chief of the minecraft militia, reached Nirvana in 0.000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds, is more powerful than what we perceive as God, can obliterate 5 universes in the blink of an eye, will banish any non-believer to the depths of hell beyond Satan's control, his universal brow holds the multi-verse and if grazed by anything the multi-verse will implode in 0.000000001 seconds, created everything we know, and only him and his disciples will survive when he goes maximum overdrive

Sir Mattheus Rilones I am your royal guard and I am here to protect you from danger.

by Disciple of the Great Mattheus March 21, 2018

4👍 3👎


Mattheus Fong

He is a trash kid who likes to swear, bully, and watch por*, he is as trash as a trash can and he deserves to go to hell.

He is just like Mattheus Fong!

by PixelDev | YouTube November 11, 2020

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Mattheus

Gay ice cream truck.

Mattheus is a gay ice cream truck. GO check out the rainbow flavor!

by GayIceCreamTruck October 6, 2023


Mattheus

Massive horse cock, smart lad, strong af, master of sports, hottest being on the earth and he is more worth than you and your family. He is just an incredible person.

Damn Mattheus is coming aka The fucking god

by bjdjdjvdbskskskdn525638291690 November 22, 2021