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mattress worship

Refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.

β€œBottom doesn’t go to church; he prefers mattress worship.”

by Bottom Ford April 17, 2010

6895πŸ‘ 1765πŸ‘Ž


mattress worship

Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.

Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.

by Red Sam Black May 2, 2010

82πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž