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Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!

by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013

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Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

by Snow Day Pod January 17, 2019


Cassidy mattson

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that.

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that..Cassidy mattson

by kallabunga July 24, 2011

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Mattson middle school

a junior high school located in the pacific northwest with a bunch of edgy white, hispanic, and asian kids.

Friend: Hey what middle school did you go to before?
Me: Oh, just Mattson middle school.

by bartwn52 April 24, 2022


Ty Mattson

A giant dick head who has the smallest cock in the world if any girl talks to him they get rabies and die

Ty Mattson Was the Biggest Dickhead to me

by Cockinator6900 February 14, 2022


Ms Mattson

If you have a teacher with this name, she is already going to be a bitch. If you are in the beginning of a school year and you see this name… just drop out. These teachers have serious issues and need to be stopped! They think they’re the best people in the world and that they’re more superior than all of us, when everyone hates them and it’s clear to see.

Give up on school if you have a teacher with this name.

PS. if she has a “PINK DOT SYSTEM” instantly gtfo of her class!

Kid: Goodmorning Ms Mattson!

Ms Mattson: I’m giving you a pink dot, a referral, and you’re spending the rest of the time in the office for the week, reminder…this pink dot also takes off 50% of your grade for the week! Have Fun!

by grandpas chill corner October 8, 2021


kat mattson

A random person whom is not ghey but is a transgender like noodles and is female but cums on people's toes and broken condom like this kid Mick he was a failed abortion and a result of a broken condom.

I like to fuck strippers but kat mattson is worst no homo

by Not Toaster_ October 17, 2018