maxim drisdelle

Greatest person ever, has to tuck his penis in his sock to avoid stepping on it or tripping others

Basically, if your name is Maxim Drisdelle, you're basically the king of romancing women.

Guy 1: "who's! Is that who I think it is?!"
Guy 2: "yeah, that's Maxim Drisdelle, king of romancing women. Be carful not to trip though! It looks like he forgot to sock the cock today"