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Only the best people ever are born on this day they’re extremely pretty, amazing, and loyal.
Friend 1: woah when’s their birthday?
Friend 2: May 11th, why?
Friend 1: No wonder they’re so amazing!!
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The day when the best human beings were born. In general, men born in May have the best dick and women have the best pussy. The statistical research shows these facts!
Omg he was born on May 11th, I just know his dick is amazing !
Later that night : Holley Molley his dick was amazing !
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a very hot taurus was born on this day, they work very hard for where they are now and face problems in the darkness. go and spoil them <33
"Guess what day it is today"
"It's May 11th?"
"Yes, a hot person is born on this day"
Me: you know what day it is
Friend: It’s May 11th
Me: And...
Friend: It’s your birthday!!
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the day to die and to jump off a roof
i am going to kill my self on May 11th
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National ask your crush out day
Ask your crush out on may 11th
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May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.
Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.
May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass