May 31st

The day you beat the shit outta someone. Especially if their name is Tyler

Yo it’s May 31st let’s beat the shit outta Tyler

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May 31st

The day that big titty robertson was born

yo it’s thick tits robertson bday on May 31st

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May 31st

Risk Your best friend day

hey how are you. Shut up and Bend over it’s may 31st

May 31st

National hug your favorite person day.

On May 31st, Hey bill your my favorite person can I have a hug!

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May 31st

the day when the sexiest person alive (who's name starts with an 'A') was born <3

Hey, their birthday is on May 31st, they must be super sexc.

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May 31st

National kiss your crush day!
Yep shoot your shot.
I know your to scared 😱

Hey today is may 31st.
Okay and?
It’s national kiss your crush day.
Uh okay?
Your my crush.

May 31st

Suck dick on trampoline day

Yo bro it’s may 31st wanna go trampolining

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