MBP

Mac Book Pro

An Apple laptop abbreviated so that when you type online it makes it easier to type

You: I just got a new apple computer
Friend: What type did you get?
You: I've got the MBP
Friend: Apple is the best!

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MBP

Most Ballin-ist Player

"I'm the M.B.P., Most Ballin-ist Player
Make my own moves, call me the mayor..."
JD - Welcome to Atlanta Remix

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MBP

My back pocket

Jack: "I'm looking for @kickstarter projects to back or projects to invest in... Does anybody know of any good projects worth having a look at?"

Jill: "hey, money is always welcome my way! And by 'my way' I mean, MBP (my back pocket!!)"

MBP

short for 'Most Ballinest Playa'. Somebody with nawlij and love for the pimp game. A boss playa.

Props to my MBP Zee Money, he representin' wit' nothing but love for the gizzame.

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MBP

An acronym for "My Big Penis" as opposed to Macbook Pro for dirty-minded people.

A: This is how I cleaned MBP. I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.

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MBP

Motor Boating Pediatrician. A Pediatrician who enjoys natural breasts and motor-boating them.

Dang that MBP soiled his sweats at the strip club.

My MBP has a fondness for farm animals and frequenting strip clubs.

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MBP

Most ballainest playa'

I'm the MBP, most ballainest playa', bitch call me the mayor
Welcome to ATL, Jermaine Dupri

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