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McHenry is a little town in the McHenry county were hopes and dreams go to die
Zack-Poor Kevin, he wanted to be an actor but he just never left McHenry
Ted- yeah i hear that's a death trap for ambitions
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A small, po dunk little town about 45 minutes south of the Wisconsin border. It has recently become more ubanized, but up until about 2006, it wasn't very populated. Some of it's great places are Montini Catholic, The Riverside Chocolate Factory, the Bull Valley BP, Don's, and many more!
Man, McHenry is so cool! I hope I live here forever!
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just like riverdale except more fucked up
McHenry, IL is the worst! so bad!
I hate living in McHenry, IL and not having sports in highschool.
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A Northwest Suburb of Chicago, IL. Because of so many old people inhabiting this area, funding for the schools are consistently having their funding cut. Old people here hate any sort of education for young people because god forbid they have to pay an extra dollar in taxes. The old people here also hate teachers because they "make too much".
Newspaper: McHenry, IL Schools may have sports programs cut if ballot initiative does not go through.
Old Person: Kids don't need sports, they should be going to church, not playing sports. Also, the teachers make 50K a year, they should be doing it for free!!
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Dying a girls hair blonde during sex to ensure you can actually finish and shouting “Women are objects!”
I need to perform a Dirty McHenry on you
A Sweaty McHenry is when you take a pair of underwear caked with wicked swamp-ass, and jam it in a guys mouth until it becomes caked in vomit as well.
Guy #1: Hey, do you know what a Sweaty McHenry is?
Guy #2: No, what is it?
Guy #1: Sit down, close your eyes, and open your mouth...