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(Noun) An event to honor amazing meat products (Beef, Chicken, and Pork) by consuming only meats and beer for a twenty four hour period.
Bill attended a Meat Day and ate his weight in chicken wings and sausages
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National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today?
It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!
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April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!
National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.
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Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.
National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE
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July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server
Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!
69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.
Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"