meatditch

A derrogatory, off-collar, and usually cheap reference to the pussy, vagina, cunt, snatch, etc., especially when referring to a female who is nothing more than a "semen receptacle".

(Gentlemen to intoxicated woman at a bar who's just told him to sod off): "Seeing as I bought your last 7 rounds, I'd say your meatditch is mine tonight."