Meat Donut

Another fine euphemism for the old birth canal, the fishwrinkle, the snatch, the fleshy female fun bag, the pleasure inny. (ie. the Vagina)

The man inserts his penis into the woman's (let's call her Charis) Meat Donut. 9 months later, a baby comes back out the woman's (let's call her Charis again) Meat Donut and the man is nowhere in sight.

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Meat Donut

A Vagina so tight that it turns a man's penis inside out causing it to look like a meat donut.....

That hot girl last week was so tight bro she gave me a meat donut that lasted three days....

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Meat Donut

A snazzy word for butt hole. Most commonly used as an add-on to an already disgusting description of what you just did in a bathroom.

1. I just ejected some chocolate rain out of my meat donut.

2. John, please stop leaking breeze from your meat donut.

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Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

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